…at The Onion. Makes you think. Hard.
But there are things that can make a person think even harder. Spread the word.
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Meanwhile, I’m getting tired of writing and calling senators and congresspeople. And I’m sure they’re tired of hearing from me. Maybe it would be easier if we just rose up as a population and guillotined them all. I don’t have the skills or time necessary to knit several hundred names into a scarf or anything, but I’m sure we could call that a formality and skip it, just this once.
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Behind the scenes: Bush Sr. & co. step in.